CAPTION THIS ~ 9/17

Jake: What is that on the floor?

Taylor: Uh, your foot. And it looks like a script from Guiding Light. How did that get there?

Amanda (thinking): What the hell are they looking at?

CAPTION THIS ~ 1/26

Jake (thinking): Why do I love her so much?


Taylor (thinking): I wish I could hang out more with Jake.

CAPTION THIS ~ 11/26

Jake: Time for some dancing!

Taylor: In front of all these people? You better not drop me.

CAPTION THIS ~ 11/25

Jake: You may not be getting in that chair today. You may not be getting in that chair tomorrow. But someday you ARE getting in that chair and rolling out into the world.

Taylor: Uhh, okay... Whatever you say, Jake.

CAPTION THIS ~ 11/18

Taylor (thinking): I think I'm falling for him.


Jake (thinking): I'm definitely falling for her.

CAPTION THIS ~ 11/17

Jake: I deserve an award for this.

Taylor: Don't forget about me. I deserve an award too!

Jake: Of course you do!

CAPTION THIS ~ 11/14

Taylor: This is cozy.

Jake: Really cozy...

CAPTION THIS ~ 11/13

Taylor: Watch your hand there, Martin.

Jake: I don't think you have a problem with where it's at.

Frankie (thinking): Damn, why do these two have to flirt in front of me?

CAPTION THIS ~ 11/11

Taylor: Come on legs. Work!

Jake: Your legs don't need to work for this to happen. My hands will do the trick. They have magic powers.

CAPTION THIS ~ 11/10

Taylor (thinking): Wow... What a kisser!

Jake (thinking): Wow... Should I kiss her again?

CAPTION THIS ~ 11/7

Jake and Taylor (whispering): Wow!

CAPTION THIS ~ 11/6

Taylor: You are crazy for watching this.

Jake: Yeah... You know, the more I watch, the more I think you're right. But this is good popcorn.

CAPTION THIS ~ 11/5

Jake: Party up in here!!

Taylor (sarcastically): Yeah right.

Jake: Just trying to make you smile.

CAPTION THIS ~ 11/4

Taylor: Are you kidding me?!

Jake: What? This is a lot of fun. Lighten up, sweet cheeks. Whoo-hoo!

CAPTION THIS ~ 10/15

Jake: You're happy. I like it. You're very pretty when you're happy.


Taylor: And here I thought I was pretty all the time.

CAPTION THIS ~ 10/6

Jake: I'm serious, Taylor. You're amazing.

Taylor: Are you kidding me? You're flirting with me, and--- Don't you already have a girlfriend?

Jake: Oh, yeah. What's her name?

Taylor: Amanda!

CAPTION THIS ~ 10/2

Taylor (thinking): Star light, star bright, please bring Brot back to me tonight.

Jake (thinking): Just stay cool, Jake. She's here, but she's missing another man. Just let her talk, and soon you'll be back with a woman who wants you.

9/15 CAPTION THIS

Jake: This is good wine. I think I'm getting a buzz already.

Taylor: You look sleepy... Either I'm putting you to bed myself or you're sleeping in that chair. So much for your date with Amanda...

CAPTION THIS ~ 9/4

Jake: You're shaking. Let me help. I've got the magic hands, remember?

Taylor: No... Maybe some other time. I don't think I can handle your magic hands right now.

CAPTION THIS ~ 9/3

Amanda: Wow!
Jake: Damn!


Randi: Doesn't she look fabulous?
Taylor: Don't think you'll see me looking like this again, Martin.